weirdagnes:

composers+dabbing

Mendelssohn: does this shamelessly when drunk or overly happy. also sneaks a little dabbing when conducting (you sly fuck)

Fanny: dabs when a success happens. Wilhelm is confused with this strange reoccurring gesture

Berlioz: spams dabbing when high or recently killing

Schumann: never dabs alone, he thinks dabbing is the best when you do with a squad

Clara: dabs out of sight. does this after roasting someone (especially wagner) and after a strenuous performance

Liszt: dabs when performing hard pieces and after getting laid. also dabs to annoy someone

Chopin: he is that someone ^ chopin is a poor victim, but don’t worry, sand is his protector

Tchaikovsky: does this to signal fire to cannons

Wagner: dabs to his music all day this guy is a fucking loser

Brahms: had first learned from the Schumanns. dabs to his fullest for Clara bc Do It for Her™

Paganini: uses dab as a headcount to every person spreading shit rumors

Beethoven: used to be shy and reserved about it. But now he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore, he can’t hear u over the sound of his dabbing

Mozart: also a fucking loser. Spams dabbing so much it hurts. His dab+annoying laugh combo will grate your ears and make u blind

Nannerl: uses dabbing to torment her dad for being a dick. Gets into a dab battle w/ Wolfie back in the days and through their adulthood, telepathically. Even in her letters she dabs. She’s the Queen of Dabbing nothing changes this

Salieri: he gentle, don’t interact him w/ this–this new gen trend nonsense. wolfgaNG NO—

Vivaldi: dabs for every start of a new season

Bach: the grand master of dabbing, performs this gesture in a very precise and extraordinary way as if the angle of his arms are perfectly calculated. Beautiful, just beautiful, his dabs are physical manifestation of his sophiscated and complex music. also he does this after getting laid, may i add

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