gremlin

~Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams~

carmadeus:

weirdagnes:

omgg these are so adorable i had to screenshot it XD

BIBARUDI 😂

“B-Bibarudi-sama-”

yoo how are you holding up? Are you feeling fine today? :3

Oh XD you really shouldnt worry about me, but Im feeling good! How are you? Hope that everithing is fine. Remember to smile 🙂

atraversso:

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.

e-minor-mental-breakdowns:

five-flats:

devilish-bastard:

huffylemon:

a1mighty-yo:

annieskywalker:

turkeybootyjuice:

consonant:

consonant:

consonant:

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

if you were a drink what would you be

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

mojito

absinthe

Long Island

the mummy juice they found in that egyptian sarcophagus

Irn Bru

a really crazy cocktail

Espresso

Water

matissethecatto:

adventuresofpeanut:

*dramatic orchestral music plays*

then perish

time-to-spleen:

I just heard the radio dude say “Whisper to us softly what song you want us to play as we take a romantic walk to the fridge,” and honestly? He says stuff like this all the time. Very relatable. Good job.

iridescent-king:

{ @dbd-facebook am I doing it right? }