So it’s Franz Liszt’s birthday, and I’m going to share pictures I took when I visited his museum and home in Raiding, Austria. Including a picture of one of his locks of hair. He was so popular with the ladies that they requested hair from him. Wild. He’s the reason we memorize our solo music and turn the piano sideways (he liked how his profile looked, and he’s now used as a cover for The Picture of Dorian Gray). Happy birthday Franz!
How Wagner became a snake
(By me! Only me! I am da best and you all know this! JK but srsl tho this is a short summary of how I think he turned into a snake. Might actually write a whole story with a lot more composers, who knows)
After his supossed death in the year 1885, Wagner has been turned into a snake for his sins. For until the damnation of Earth, he is going to roam the planet alone, in the deepest parts of the forest suffering for his sinful life.
With his annoying rattle and raspy voice he attacks anyone that comes near him, for as egoistic as he can be, he is ashamed of his reincarnation. Still, he has kept his old ways of beeing a dick and that is probably what hes good at the most.
Wagner keeps on composing operas and, although he is an ass, his music is not as bad. Quite an enjoyfull way of passing your lonely and pitiful life that you deserve. But what else does he do? He keeps on looking at his reflection in the lake, telling himself how dashfull and majestic he is, yet the truth is that he isnt. But the ways of a narcisist can not change.